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I have an embarrassing masturbation question?

Okay I please listen to what I have to say I’m really confused so a while a go I was masturbating with an egg and when I was just about to orgasm, my vagina just like… Sucked it up. It was like a vacuum. Not just any regular vacuum, my vagina is a dyson.

Anyway, I was so scared that I spent the rest of the night trying to queef that egg out but it wouldn’t come out. So the next day I was playing basketball during gym when the egg fell out into my underwear. I didn’t take it out because I didn’t want people thinking I was growing a penis or something. When I got home I took it out and the effin egg had hard boiled! My vag is a vacuum AND a pot of boiling water! It hard boiled an egg! I’m not done!

So I didn’t know what else to do so I put the egg in the fridge and a couple hours later my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich! He then started gagging and coughing.

Should I tell my daddy?



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LOL, don’t tell him. So id burn my tongue eating you out? I love spicy foods! 😉

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Wow! I wish I could be so imaginative!

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Make sure it’s just the two of You in the house. Tell Him You have something to tell him, but you both have to be naked to talk about it.
Give Him a close up view of where the egg disappeared. Ask Him to examine You to make sure You are ok. See what happens next. Then Report back to me.

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How do you use an egg for masturbating?

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I wonder what other bull shit lies you tell to get attention? What a pathetic pile of crap you are! Go play with your Barbie dolls little girl. sheesh

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No, you shouldn’t. He probably gagged because that the same reaction he has when he eats pussy. Obviously, your pussy cooked the egg. Don’t traumatize him further. Just think if your mom wants to be eaten out on Easter?

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LOL! That is a lie! You know your Dad wouldn’t gag!!!

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That is the most amazing question I’ve ever heard in my life! What a great story!!

And no. Don’t tell your dad. If you give him a heart attack you’ve got one hell of a lot of splain’ to do!

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The egg was probably hard-boiled before you started using it, otherwise, your Kegel muscles would probably have crushed it. And no, for the love of all things holy, do not tell your dad!

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Don’t tell him and it’s not that embarrassing.

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Very interesting predicament… First I would have to agree that it had to be hard boiled prior to insertion or else it would have broken at some point… Second, the only real way to answer that is do you WANT him to know, and would HE want to know?

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Nice story, but I don’t believe it.

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